{"id":7571,"date":"2018-03-14T19:58:17","date_gmt":"2018-03-14T19:58:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kjkmusic.co.uk\/?p=7571"},"modified":"2018-03-14T19:58:17","modified_gmt":"2018-03-14T19:58:17","slug":"herbies-annoying-kid-brother-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mabno.co.uk\/kjkmusic\/herbies-annoying-kid-brother-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Herbie&#8217;s Annoying Kid Brother"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/kerryjk.bandcamp.com\/album\/only-robots-need-to-think-in-binary\">Only Robots Need To Think In Binary by Kerry JK<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Herbie&#8217;s annoying kid brother drives a car that&#8217;s very small<br \/>\nNot big at all<br \/>\nBut he&#8217;s taken out the silencer and painted it with stripes<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s a back-wipe<br \/>\nWith a double pipe<br \/>\nHerbie&#8217;s annoying kid brother kicks out exhaust fumes<br \/>\nLike a chimney stack<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s tearing the road with his great horsepower<br \/>\nA thousand decibels at twenty miles per hour<\/p>\n<p>He could have made it at Le Mans<br \/>\nIf only in his dreams<br \/>\nHe revs it hard to whet his appetite<br \/>\nAt the traffic light<\/p>\n<p>Herbie&#8217;s annoying kid brother drives an extension of his dick<br \/>\nIt shoots too quick<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s a halfwit<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;m stuck right behind him<\/p>\n<p>Herbie&#8217;s annoying kid brother&#8217;s spoiler&#8217;s larger<br \/>\nThan the Hoover Dam<br \/>\nIt won&#8217;t move for damn<br \/>\nHis faux Ferrari fender&#8217;s filled with fetish fantasy petrol porn<br \/>\nHerbie&#8217;s annoying kid brother&#8217;s trunk is full of junk<br \/>\nKicking out treble free wub-wub gunk<br \/>\nLaxative bass, in your face!<\/p>\n<p>He could have made it at Brands Hatch<br \/>\nIf he wasn&#8217;t such a loser<br \/>\nHe revs it hard to show that he&#8217;s the man<br \/>\nAt the pelican<\/p>\n<p>Herbie&#8217;s annoying kid brother drives an extension of his dick<br \/>\nIt shoots too quick<br \/>\nHe&#8217;s a halfwit<br \/>\nAnd I&#8217;m stuck right behind him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Only Robots Need To Think In Binary by Kerry JK Herbie&#8217;s annoying kid brother drives a car that&#8217;s very small Not big at all But he&#8217;s taken out the silencer and painted it with stripes He&#8217;s a back-wipe With a double pipe Herbie&#8217;s annoying kid brother kicks out exhaust fumes Like a chimney stack He&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lyrics","category-singles-and-b-sides"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mabno.co.uk\/kjkmusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mabno.co.uk\/kjkmusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mabno.co.uk\/kjkmusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mabno.co.uk\/kjkmusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mabno.co.uk\/kjkmusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7571"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mabno.co.uk\/kjkmusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7571\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mabno.co.uk\/kjkmusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mabno.co.uk\/kjkmusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mabno.co.uk\/kjkmusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}